My very crocked husband just ran through the living room with a mop. He ran in two circles pumping the mop in the air and then ran back to the kitchen.

Anyone want to adopt a stray husband? He's housebroken.

Here are some pics of Ian in his man jammies.

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Terrorist: Here you go young child - enjoy.

Kid: Where are you from?

Terrorist: I am from Afghanistan yes.

Wife: No he's not!!

Parents in the background: Laughs

Terrorist: Don't listen to her she's not veiled

Parents in the background: More laughter

So, the good husband is dressed in his "Man Jammie's" and beard and handing out candy to the kids. I'm sure by now the police have been called and told Osama bin Laden lives here.

He just answered the door and told the startled young girl, "Here you go young princess- where is your veil?!"

After the last kids left he says, "Don't let the IEDs bite!" and shuts the door.


I'll post pictures of the terrorist later.