I learned these things today about groups of birds:

1. An unkindness of ravens
2. A paddling of ducks (in the water)
3. A raft of ducks (in the air.. or at the bar.. or in the grocery store I presume)
4. A deceit of lapwings (what the hell is a lapwig?)
5. A tidings of magpies


I'm working - really I am.